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South Park Character Info!
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MAIN CHARACTERS-
Eric Cartman - He is the fat kid. Nobody really likes him that much. he also gets teased because his slut mother has both sex organs and she was on the cover of "Crack Whore Magazine."
Stan Marsh - Leader of the group. He has a girlfriend named Wendy Testaburger. Although, every time she talks to him he throws up.
Kyle Broslowski - He's the smart, jewish kid. Has a little brother named Ike,who he likes to kick.
Kenny McKormick - He's the poor kid who wears a hood over his face, so you can't understand what he says. Also, he seems to die violently in almost every episode.
Chef - Chef works in the school cafeteria.He helps the children in there time of need by singing a song that starts out good but usually ends up about sex. He also believes in aliens.
CO-STARRING.....
Uncle Jimbo - He's Stan's uncle who loves the great outdoors, fishing, hunting endangered animals, ext... Famous Qoute: "It's comin' right for us!"
Ned - Jimbo's war buddy. Ned also loves to hunt and fish. Talks through a cancer kazoo.
Jesus - Host of "Jesus and Pals." He's also the son of God.
Mr. Garrison - He's the children's 3rd grade teacher. Always gives incorrect history infomation to students. He also denies being gay. Famous Qoute: "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
Mayor McDaniels - She is the Mayor of South Park. Always looking for publicity, tries to look good, but ends up looking bad.
Wendy Testaburger - Shes Stan's girlfriend, very smart, and mature. She also hates Cartman.
Mrs. Cartman - Cartman's mom or dad, which ever she is because she has both sex organs. She's slept with just about every guy in South Park(except Halfy but he doesn't count! He has no legs). She is also practically Cartman's slave.
Pip - The British kid that no one likes, but he tries to fit in. Famous Qoute: "Right-O!"
Terrance and Phillip - The "Bevis and Butthead" of South Park. All their shows and jokes revolve around farting.
Mafesto - He's the crazy genetical engineer that lives on a hill. He also likes to animals and thing with 4 butts.
Kevin - He's that weird monkey-like looking thing that follows Mafesto around.
Scott - Tries to convict Terrance and Phillip of Murder all the time. Hates fart humor.
Priest - Preacher of South Park.
Ms. Crabtree - The bus driver. Has a birds nest in her hair. Very crabby.
Grandpa Marsh - Stan's grandpa. He wants Stan to kill him. Carries around a noose.
Randy Marsh - Stan's father. He's South Park's Seismologist.
Carol Marsh - Stan's Mother. Protests against the show Terrance and Phillip.
Sheila Broslowski - Kyle's mom. All the kids in South Park think she is a real bitch!
Mr. Broslowski - Kyle's jewish father.
Ike - Kyle's little brother. He's shaped like a football.
Sparky - Stan's gay dog.
Kenny's Dad - He has a drinking problem and spends all of the families money on booze; that's why there family is so poor.
Officer Barbrady - South Park Policeman. He was seen in the Mayor's office with a G-string and a big pile of money on the desk, whatever that means.
Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison's friend who is a puppet. He is kind-of-like Mr. Garrison's second personality . Qoute: "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
Mr. Makay - South Park Elementary guidance councilor.He helps Pip alot. Qoute: "MMM Kay."
Principal Victoria - The school's Principal. Loves spreading bad news.
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